"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." *
Herm Albright.
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
Sea Pancake out! Oh god, I can’t even
INFORMERCIAL SEA CREATURES!
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING…
KEEP TRYING, SEA PANCAKE!
this will never not be hilarious
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
I can show you the wo-OH SHII!*splash*
words-hurt-to-much started following you!
HEYYYYYYYYY!
I have no idea what you see in me or my fake humor blog run by unrestrained hunger hallucinations.
BUTT.
MY ask, submission, and message boxes are open and ready for friends!
Or you may decide to unfollow and leave me forever *ugly cry*
I am a little much for people but I hope you can bear with the madness and enjoy thoroughly!
I go crazy.
One person intermingling is how I roll, so people finding out I exist is a little exciting for me.
:)
Thatisallkbai!
Cubedborg is now following you!
HI WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! Submissions are always welcome-I have no friends so don’t be shy, I like the idea of pen pals IF I HAD A PAL.
:D
That’s all hope you like it!
| Me: | Hi luvmuhffins! I'm always available for a conversation of sorts, I think im funny, and I hope you do to, and I hope you can take a moment to get to know me, or say hi, or maybe just like a post and let me know you're alive? Maybe? |
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| Me: | So.... This is it...... |
| Me: | HELLOOOOO (echo) |
| Me: | *ugly cry* |
Not one to show my followers the moon, after all this is a phenomenal butt, BUT, LOL see what I did there, this is a humor blog and I would love to show that NEMO’s dad feels the same way about the booty.
(Source: les-fesses)
we are a beautiful people
even with EBT, tooth loss,
pepsis in our mouth
beautiful diamonds
and two legged gold
gods migrating from
the south
ushers of zen and christianity
daily resisting white privilege
and insanity
conjuring floods and storm clouds,
but still lacking clout
the only ones despairing, joyful
and obedient enough to avert
global calamity
by forcing the world to recognize
common humanity
we cannot be free
unless they relinquish their
love of expansion and captivity
Usually, when I wake up early and make my bed, it’s a cue to kick start my day and get my errands done. Right? Hahaha WRONG. I may find time to finally clean out my car in between trying to get off my bed, managing a blog no one reads, drowning in music, attempting to keep track of all the characters in A Game of Thrones, making blanket forts and watching Netflix, pretending I’m funny, pretending I am a successful singer, attempting at being remotely fit, thinking about being productive, playing candyfriggincrush, and glaring at the daylight outside. Idle hands are the hands of AERGIA.
if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like
(via dream-provoker)
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
so metal
(Source: animalsforpresident)
