*ugly cries*

Lizards creep me out. I have No idea why. I have interacted with them my entire life at a distance, and tonight it got reaaaaaaaal personal. So all day I am moving into a bigger house with Kate and Stephanie. I am packing and stuffing, lifting and sweating to a point where I become the latest definition of a troll. I have gone past the point of no return. … It’s finally about 11 pm here and I finally am able to ease my quivering muscles with a well deserved shower. And there it was… a creepy gecko. All up in my shower space like he’s trying to sell me car insurance. “This is ME time, bro. I’m not interested, I just want to shower.” *ugly cries* As I muster some confidence to get into a shower that is about the size of a coffin, this lizard decides to plant itself in the corner after pacing the same few inches. It stayed there THE WHOLE TIME. It even stared back and stuck it’s tongue out a few times! Perv. I looked down once and it scurried the slightest bit with its legs sprawled like I caught him in freeze tag. That is when I just “NOPE’d” out of there…0-100 real quick. Living here is going to be fun.

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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420yearold:

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waluiqi:

hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11

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who’s that kid beside you in the picture?

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Michael cera?

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